Hey, who are you again?
Writer. Lover of ugly animals. Urban dictionary addict. The smartest dumb person you’ll ever meet.
I may use this to post some of my stupid short stories, or rant on things I find funny that you may also find funny. And if you find them funny, then that’s great! If not, then maybe you should be the comedian. I’d watch you.
I have a twitter account thing which updates in real time through the intertubes and shows up here. Read at your own peril. And while you’re there, why not follow me? It takes, what, like, two seconds?
I have a facebook thing too, like most mammals on the planet these days. I have a “like” box on the side there. You see it? It wants you to click it.
You can pick from the tabs up top to go to the categories you like, or click on latest news to see a jumble of everything as it happens.
I do comedy in public, sometimes. There’s a place to the right that tells you where you can find me next. I’m making this stalking thing way too easy for you.